So, I will put it all there. I'm almost 40 years old, so all I have to say may be that I feel "leave my lawn" and "someone has seen my Metamucil".

Earlier this year, I was a little angry when I found out that skinny jeans were not popular, and it was obvious that only 40-year-olds would wear skinny jeans. Ga. Listen, I am not totally opposed to fashion or booty jeans-as long as they are not high-rise jeans. I will never be disappointed by this.

But something appeared in my feed today, which made my jaw drop a bit. They are called "hollow jeans" and I have a lot of things to open.

The cut part can really be anywhere on the jeans. On the lap-it's kind of cute. But the special style that makes me dizzy is the cutout on the top.

My first thought was... these look very cold. I will freeze to death in these jeans.

Second thought... these look very uncomfortable.

The third thought... these look very unflattering to me.

Now, they are not all bad guys. These cute heart-shaped cuts are completely wearable...and only $780! What? Think about it again, they cut very strangely, not cute at all.

Now, to be fair, there are a few cutout jeans that I like very much. This is a kind of mummy. But I think they will be very interesting in spring. I can't think of how I would wear them anywhere, but I don't hate them.

And these are super cute! I can definitely wear these-even if the tops are a little bit more than I like. Do you like to see stretch marks?

I will still freeze to death! So, I was torn apart. When I don't feel completely exposed and strange, I think they are cute. Maybe I'm not cool enough...I am me. :)

How about you-will you wear them?